People are being weirdly sharing lately. This isn't going to end well. Please tell me it isn't another shitty virus. At least tell me it's one that'll change me back.

...It's a really bad virus, isn't it? That or I got a concussion the other night and haven't realized till now. Great, this is the last I'll be posting today. Because no way am I--I' ( Read more... )

So I go to look up some newscasts that I missed this morning, the ones with that aging anchor whose toupee was clearly only half dead, and somehow wind up here. I mean. Come on, internet. I have a basic understanding of you, why are you being such a damned tool? All I wanted to do is make fun of the news whilst doing my normal exercise routine. ( Read more... )

I had spoken like a ruined idiot all the day. To go is lit devil?

....

It was swallow-Of-gook complete. Which virus is this?

AUGH.

(((OOC: I almost choked. Gobble-de-gook became swallow-of-gook. Win.)))

For the few of you where concerned 'bout my dying Thank you.

I wasn't it was something else, I'd rather not get into that hasn't ever happened before...

Moving along;

Daddy, I was curious, or rather this goes for all your Gothem people.

Who is this, exactly ( Read more... )

Laughing too hard to type.

( Cut for HILARITY )

 Broke up with Zoanne tonight. Let her down so much...it wasn't fair. I'm not even really sure she cared, honestly; I wouldn't blame her if she didn't.

 So there are differences culturally, religiously, morally, all that - I want to hear your take.

Jeez.

Okay, uh. So.

A friend of mine wants to know just how many... how did he put it?

"Villains, self-professed or otherwise." Yeah, that was it.

How many of them regularly use this thing.

I guess you could call it a roll call? Or a census? I dunno. But help would be appreciated.

dammit, Bats, do your own damn detective work

((OOC: Yes, ( Read more... )

To amuse me, of course. Lo and behold, I am amused.

I suppose this would be considered my introduction post. Though really, I shouldn't need an introduction: I'm Edward Nygma! The Riddler! The top detective in Gotham. It's true, it was published in the Gazette so surely that makes it valid.

Oh dear, I think my penchant for sarcasm just caught up ( Read more... )

 So, uh, Valentine's Day is coming up and all. And I don't really know what to get her. Because I haven't seen her in weeks, really, and I don't know if she's on an I hate Tim again binge right now or not, but just in case, I want to get her something. Are flowers and chocolates too tacky? I want to get her something nice, but I don't want to walk ( Read more... )